Warmaster weekend

          Got something painted. Surprised me too. I only spent a fortune buying 10mm, and bases, and movement trays, and whatever else. For once I painted 10mm dudes. When your not hand painting shields or using transfers they go pretty fast.

 All mostly Warmaster Fantasy. The camel riders will double for Araby and Historics.

 Both sets need their wash and highlight. Which is not in my travel kit.

 Rise the dead. More skelles

 A complete repaint. It was in the army, painted like total shit. He got the Egyptian feel, blue skin and all.

Historics. Slingers, every army has them. Once the ancients are all done. Then I will base them in one go. If not the armies will look out of place with 100 different basing styles/color/flock whatever.

Punisher

     Yeah I live under a rock. Or I did for a few years in Argentina. Punisher? Netflix? Fuck me! Total raging hard on.
     When I was in 7th grade my math teacher was maybe sort of, kind of fucking someone close to Mr Lee. We got to meet him. I read punisher from that day until I left. God dam the punisher netflix punisher dude is like reliving those days.

All the past movies blew 4 day old dead goat dick. They were not the punisher. They were, should have never been made. This netflix shit I am going to watch more times than star wars.

 Fuck me, Frank is back. get some

White Dwarf and Adeptus Titanicus

        AT is due out soon. I got a hard on for it. I also have zero fucking patience. What do I do? I drive across Santa Clara to get the new White Dwarf. It heavy and lovely. Bad ass cover art work. Which is nothing more than a bow on a pig. Or a turd is this case.

Taken from this issue

          Maybe I drink too much and my mind is turning to shit. I remember WD being better than avg. I mean it had enough meat in side to make you read it some where other than while taking a shit. The articles were ok and interesting and you felt like you learned something.





        White dwarf totally blows. It is a complete fish wrapper. The articles are 150-175 words long. Increasing the type size is a high school trick. Didn't actually count that shit but its close. They are written for a demographic that stupid and mentally retarded.

         What is worse? In the current WD they show you what WD use to be. And just so we are comparing apples to apples. The two picture above are from the launch of AT way back when and the two below for this relaunch. Both set are the first battle report also.

        The rest of that shit show fish wrapper is advertisement for other GW shit. Like 30 pages of ads, 20%. 20% of advertisement to your lock in market share. Not advertising to gain new market share, or to spark interest, or inform those who don;t know. 

The terrible epic buildings part II

         The top, no the entire structure is not level. None of the independent buildings are square or level or anything else. So far my best efforts look as if a retarded kid stacked them. It is not my fault as these things were totally fucked to begin with. 

         The roofs were some what leveled by filling in the top with plaster. Then sanded and the edges cleaned up.

 

      The bottom was sanded as flat as possible or to establish enough territory to attach something solid. In an attempt to shore up or square the bottom trying to create a foundation. 2cm plastic card was glued to the bottom.
          Onward to the base the building will sit on. Plastic card base built up will cork and detailed out with plastic card. It is all kind of what is laying around at the time.

        I failed to take pictures along the way. SO here it sits. I sprayed it home depot light grey and angled sprayed it white from twice the distance. Not a whole lot of effort going into painting it. So much time was pissed away just trying to straighten the fucking thing out. Yet upon examination, you or any other reasonable individual would guess that a drunk blind retard put it together.

       The dudes are 15mm Carthaginians. Itched brass eagle, plastic eagles from the drop pod kit, and the steps and everything else is plastic card.

          The roof is odd bits of plastic card.

 There is about two more hours of pain to complete this piggy. Being a side project, it could be done be fall in.

Warmaster Weekend

 Some tomb king BS. This dude had a huge skull head. I jacked a head from the 28mm range.

 These boys were spare bits that came along with the army. They need another 10 minutes or so.

Never ending unpacking FINISHED

          I got a bookshelf off of craig's. Organized my mess. Then work was giving away shelving. I took two, to double my storage space. Next, wall space was give up for a game freezer.

Popping smoke today and getting shit done.

         Now I am finished unpacking and organizing shit. It was a total mess of scales and minis everywhere. Plus I dragged the shit out for NEAT and HistoriCon and got a new job.
         Everything is going into its own box by scale or game system. All the armies are labeled in the jewelry tray thingies. I did find all my river sections!!!!

Need to build a work table for terrain and larger custom builds

         I am extra lucky. As I have scored the garage as a work space AND a large chunk of the family room for a proper gaming table. I don't have a table in the house or a plan for one yet. I will build one within the quarter. Thinking about a 7 x 5, prefect for RF&F and any other system will fit with room to spare.

         Plus I bought an Undead Warmaster army (as seen at HistoriCon). Can't go wrong at 200 points painted for 249 shipped.

and some terrain (bought at HistoriCon).

Warmaster Terrain

         Right back onto the desert theme.  Starting off proper with a fish tank pyramid.

          The scale is ok for Epic. It is about 5 times too small for 10mm. Above it sits on a GW foam. It 5 28mm holes longhand 2 1/2 rows high. The thing could not be much bigger.
         In true scale, it would be unplayable. At that size it would be the only thing on a table half. A 10mm dude on a camel should be pretty close to two-isn blocks tall.
          It is not a great pyramid, It doesn't have the 8 sides and the top is more representative of the bent pyramid. So my excuse is its a earlier bent pyramid.

          Still I gave it the metal cap stone.

        The oasis I got long long ago. It is one of the rubbery dudes. I mounted it to 2.5mm thick plastic card. I had to! The thing was overly flexible and I worried about how long a finished piece would last. If I was to pour resin water, would the resin pop out?

         As always scale matters. Cheap china-men ebay palms. I did chop the truck and then buried them 1cm into the rubber dude. They are kind of close to proper height, but if they were true scale you would be knocking them over all game long. 

         Shogun magnetic bases. Why? Mostly because I want movement trays! They are based good enough to play and not feel like a cunt. 

         I am or my wife is rebasing my undead army. She was board and breaking my balls. I needed something she can't mess up. Something to train her on. Sniffing glue helps with the realization that she is now doing my shit for me.

         Movement trays sprayed with Army Painter. And hosed the sides of the magnetic bases. (thanks Eric) I got the lips as you can see.

         Finally I have started the Araby army. None of which will be GW. That dude in Italy selling recasts and the rest of the eBay rapists can suck it. I am old glory and pendraken.