Flying around just to Fly around

 

        Well this week was a fine kettle of fish. Out to CO for a source replacement. Only to find out everyone has to be registered with the state. So that shit ain't happening. A Marriott Courtyard with double points plus 5k a stay. I had a nice room with a wargaming table! No time to paint. 

        Out the very next day to help the dudes in AZ. Except that customer didn't pay the last time. So no service this time. Credit Hold!

        Another Marriott Courtyard, same deal.  I didn't get a wargaming table in my room. But I did get to paint. All Anno Domini 1666 minis. Blocking in colors on the plague doc, and spanish troops.

        Then it was out the next day back home. 6 planes business class except for one leg. Only to be 267 miles short of the next level. Enough miles for free 1st class for the wifi's birthday.

        It is time to award yet another flying cock. If you happen to be a parent of a baby or young kid, stay the out of 1st and comfort plus. No that pays extra to be more comfortable wants to hear your kid. Nor watch your monster run rampet. Get off the phone be a parent.

        But that alone won't win you the flying cock award. You need to achieve this guy's level. 

            Step one; board early with your under 6 month baby. Babies don't board with those needing extra time. you board after comfort plus. 
            Step two; Bring the shit machine to 1st class. As you fish thru the bag that you boarded early to stow, drop the kid. Kick save! The baby lands on the back of a seat sliding down to be botted back into the seat.

            Step three; fail to depressurize the kids head going up and coming down.

            Step four; You got it to stop crying until you bounce its head off the ceiling making the baby fly.